Smackdown your Right To Joanie
Last Friday, the World Wrestling Federation ended negotiations with Joanie "Chyna" Laurer for a new contract. After all that Ms. Laurer has accomplished and had done for the World Wrestling Federation, she has been effectively told that her services are no longer necessary.
We can do our part to tell Vince McMahon, Jim Ross, and the rest of WWF management that her services are indeed necessary. Of course, signing the petitions on Chyna Central's home page would help. But I encourage you to take the time out and communicate with the WWF personally.
Here is the phone number of WWF's corporate headquarters in Stamford, Connecticut:
I understand that for many, this is a long-distance phone call. But if you use many of the advertised long distance services on TV these days (i.e. 10-10-321, 10-10-220), it wont result in too high a bill. In other words, the call will be cheap. And when you call the WWF, tell them that
YOU WANT CHYNA, and if you don't get Chyna,
WE'RE NO LONGER WATCHING WWF TELEVISION AGAIN!
WE'RE NO LONGER BUYING WWF MERCHANDISE AGAIN!
AND WE'RE NO LONGER ATTENDING WWF SHOWS AGAIN!
If you don't feel like calling the WWF in person, you can also write to them. Vince McMahon's e-mail address is on Chyna Central's home page. But you can also send your comments via snail mail:
WWFE Corporate Headquarters
1241 East Main Street
Stamford, CT 06902
In the United States of America, you have many inalienable rights:
The Right to Free Speech.
The Right to a Fair Trial.
The Right to Assemble.
The Right to Drink.
But you also have one more right...
THE RIGHT TO JOANIE!!!!!!!!!
The World Wrestling Federation is taking away your right to see Joanie each and every week on their programming, kicking butt and taking names. They'd rather let you see Jerry Lawler do commentating, The Kat degrading herself, and the defense of an illegitimate Women's Title. Well, damn it, after they have let Joanie Laurer go, it's time to get mad.
This has gone on for long enough, and it is time that we take the advice from a character in a famous movie from long ago, "Network."
"You've got to get mad. You've got to say, 'I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not gonna take this
anymore! I'm a human being, damn it! My life has value.'"
So I want you to get up right now. Get up out of your chairs. I want you to go to the phone, dial the number below, and when the WWF answers, I want you to say to them, "You let Chyna walk, and I'm as mad as hell! I'm not gonna take this anymore! I won't watch the WWF unless Chyna's a part of it! I won't buy WWF products unless Chyna's a part of it! I won't attend WWF tapings unless Chyna's a part of it! If you kiss Chyna goodbye, then you can kiss our loyalty goodbye too!"